jughell:

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

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legalwifi:

talking with your crush like

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jee-q:

Why do people treat you like shit then try and bounce back like we all goodie goodie? Bitch we ain’t friends

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frogyell:

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,

(Source: frogbong, via crystallized-teardrops)

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theblasianbarbie:

In 2017 I hope Instagram influencing makeup and fashion dies like im sick of Face tune and those spandex co ords, lip fillers, cornrows on nonblack girls, and unattainable body proportions like I’m tired tbh

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halliegraces:

mermeme:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: cosmog, via heart)

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taco-bell-rey:

gays: “we need more gays in the media”

*gay person makes it in the media*

gays:

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unevaluated:

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

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