deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

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meerca:

true bravery is reblogging a noteless textpost

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out

I’M NOT SHITTING YOU

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alexturnerswife:

when your parents turn a joke into a lecture 

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snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via underlying-reason)

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via discountstripper)

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intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

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rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

(Source: taggedbooty, via sorry)

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georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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