burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

(via jaredpadaleggi)

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telapathetic:

people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog

(via sniffing)

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squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

(Source: cyberist, via unescapable)

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finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

(via acomas)

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wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub, via what-a-catastrophe)

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